MOKIKI DOES THE SLOPPY SWISH!!!

MOKIKI, HE LIVES IN A WINE BOTTLE SUBMARINE AND HIS BEST FRIEND IS A GLOVE!


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supersemiticstud:

portlandia, “brunch village”

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timirwin:

"We are a peaceful organization, but at this time this makes me very warlike. So help me God I will jump from head to head using your skulls as stepping stones into the river that is the street. And I’m going take tea and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths. Oh it’ll burn me, but it’ll burn you twice. Burn me once with tea, shame on me. Burn you twice in your own mouth, and shame on everybody. Involved."

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Oh, it’ll burn me, but it will burn you twice! Burn me once with tea? Shame on me. Burn you twice in your own mouth? Shame on everybody- involved!

(Source: moeoftoe, via garysimulator)

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pariswho:

mixtapes:

heytinafey:

candace is an actual ball of rage

bless whoever made this.

Everyone on tumblr needs to talk about Portlandia more because it’s actually flawless.

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hipsterhoodshow:

upsidexout:

Burn me once with tea, shame on me. Burn you twice in your own mouth, SHAME ON EVERYBODY…INVOLVED

Ah, #portlandia. 

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“So help me God, I will jump from head to head using your skulls as stepping stones into the river that is the street.  And I’m going to take tea and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.  Oh, it’ll burn me, but it’ll burn you twice.  Burn me once with tea, shame on me.  Burn you twice in the mouth, shame on everybody involved.”

So help me God, I will jump from head to head using your skulls as stepping stones into the river that is the street.  And I’m going to take tea and take a sip of it and spit it into each and every one of your mouths.  Oh, it’ll burn me, but it’ll burn you twice.  Burn me once with tea, shame on me.  Burn you twice in the mouth, shame on everybody involved.

(Source: lemonthievingwhore, via geekasaur)

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HYFR

HYFR

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ok-weirdy-mcweirderton:

I’m crying right now. I can’t stop laughing. 

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BEHOLD! A fiendish masterpiece from the bowels of HELL!

nbcsnl:

Mondays! Boy I hate Mondays!
They make me so steamed!
Weekends! I prefer the Weekends!
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh , Oh, Oh..

- Lucifer Songs

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nbcsnl:

The legend returns! Mokiki’s show with host Anne Hathaway is on tonight! 

nbcsnl:

The legend returns! Mokiki’s show with host Anne Hathaway is on tonight! 

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